Bam Nice play.

Meanwhile, I overheard some guy behind me. A scenario I’ve heard before but it always impresses me. Dewd is like:

“Hey I’m important and have a lot of points, can you wave your “miles wand” and upgrade my wife who happens to be 30 rows back, between two fat sweaty men? Oh the woman in 47E? Right behind that set of shitting infants and below the lavatory exhaust fan?  

“Yeah that’s her. I promised I’d ask, being a chairman status and all,” he says as he checks this task clean off his list.

“Uh no, there are literally 9 thousand 50 people waiting on that seat ahead of her”.

“Oh, I guess that sucks for her dusty cunt then. I’m going to take a nap.  Thanks for making sure I did the bare minimum. ”

HAHAHA. What the fuck!  I have some balls on things like this, but no fucking way am I riding in first and sending my lady to the back of the buss to be gang banged by shitting nigger toddlers.

I want to slap this guy on the ass like a team mate when you win the Super Bowl.  Just be like BAM. Nice play.