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women

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

Me: I feel like all my crazy comes from my nationality. Boss: or your ovaries, because woman.

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Trump card

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

You’re like “here. I have tits. What else do you want?”

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winking blowjob

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
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cat advice

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
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Cat says “Holy shit blow job”

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help

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
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Me: I have no further topics to offer. Brain dead. Boss: Pasties. Me: How is that better?

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I need sympathy and sincerity.

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
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I got sand bukkaked.

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
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How big are you?

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

I’m big. As big as my cock.

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calories

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
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We eat as much as we need to have sex again.

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Travel

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
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A journey worth starting begins in bed.

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