This bitch just told me she works harder than I do.

Boss: Who?

me: this lady on the phone

Boss: are you serious?

me: yes hahaha. She has no idea that’s what she just said. She was like “you can imagine the work you do for him, i work for four of them”

I wanted to be like yea? Have any of the four of them ever handed you a decapitated animal head?