Category: logical explanations
Here’s how that fucking went down. They were actually jays trying to tie them up for some fun and someone’s wife walked in. They saw the sea of hot women…
Bosss: or you could OD someone. Most people have their own prescription pain pills. me: OMG I could totally OD someone with the PERCS my grandma has Boss: see. You’re…
Boss: what’s the first word you see on this crossword puzzle? me: Professional Boss: Mine was fuckwhore.
history: once upon a time, god made woman. turns out, she was a whore. the end.
i don’t hate him. i am equipping him for success. and less cancer.
Fucktastic emerged from the combination of fucking fantastic. Today, fucktastic is amazeball’s more amazing cousin. over the years, amazeballs adopted a bit more juvenille and jersey shore douche effect, while…
a BJ add sincerity to everything. it’s like salt or pepper. things are bland without it.