if it doesn’t go in someone’s mouth, you put it in their eye. it’s bro code. it’s in the bible.

if she loses two pounds she can easily go from an 8.7 to a 9.9

me- Please define “murder finger” for me? boss- hahahahaha. Finger her to death. it’s possible I read it somewhere so it’s true. me- on the internet? boss- I probably wrote…