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tonight

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

Be there at 6:30. Bring booze and whores.

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drinking

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

Me: she says we’re getting drunk in here. Boss: no. You have to work out.

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delegation

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

we may draft an option. And by we, I mean you.

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Random Request

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

NOt to be gruesome, but can you find my will?

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Morning IM

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Whores. What am I doing? What’s next?

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Requests

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Come here with your whoreheels between your efforts to get shit done….

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Monday morning

  • Posted on August 25, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I sent you 97 emails.

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Here’s a list of shit we are doing Friday. Be ready for fucking zoom zoom.

  • Posted on August 22, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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while discussing birthday presents

  • Posted on August 13, 2017August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

boss: we didn’t get her bday present yet? me: isn’t that shirt plus vegas her present? boss: No. we need more material things. Remember I spoil my bitches. me: shirts…

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such a great teacher

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

forward this along with my lecture notes… review my notes first thought to make sure I don’t call them all bitches or anything.

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