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coffee

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

How much caffeine would kill a horse? That’s how much I need.

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Dieting

  • Posted on August 27, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I’m eating a gluten free beef stick.

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Thanks for the mouth hole awesome

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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Me: what do you want to eat?

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Boss: Beer and vagina.

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i need an aggresso

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

aggression+espresso=aggresso

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today’s coffee order

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

espresso please. I want to be impatient and aggressive all day. Thanks.

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so much coffee

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I need more espresso. This fuckers go fast.

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after giving him food with no silverware

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

did you want me to cut my chicken with my personality?

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junk food

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I cut my mouth up eating those Doritos too enthusiastically.

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another lunch query

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Boss- what are they serving for lunch today? Me- Asian salad. Boss- bitches love salad…. I guess I’ll starve to death.

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