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Oh shit. you’re fired.

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind
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Time management

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I think I stroked out earlier, what time do we have to leave?

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When I was trying to talk to his DR

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

You should have said “I have a pound of his cum in me… so does that make us related?

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Appropriate use of work computers

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

i had to close the  myriad of ass pictures from the chive on my screen, and close out the spam emails for anal orgasm porn, dungeon furniture and bdsm toys…

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Work goals

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

So today was awesome because I had a hard on before I even got into the office.

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Having a bad day

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

When you are having a bad day, technology problems are a bit like putting salt infused deadly jelly fish fire ant vinegar all over your emotional wounds. And, having One…

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Highfives

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I want to go around slapping people on the ass.

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On our last HR director

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

She had sex with him on the board room table. Even I’m not that big of a whore.

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Salespeople

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

She’s hot enough to meet with.

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So…

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

that doesn’t mean we can’t talk about whores.

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