Watch this. Hey watch! Why you not watching? I’m trying to entertain you. Hi. You haven’t said anything to me in a while.

Boss: can you unlock my door? Who keeps locking it? And wh;y do they hate me? me: um. Security. Security locks it… because secure=good.

Boss: I can’t I’m in a meeting. That would be inappropriate. Me: you’re inappropriate Boss: Wildly. Thank you.

We’re becoming quite ginger friendly. Bitches with freckles tend to be nicer.