me: yes boss: weird. i don’t like that at all. you are fucking with me aren’t you?

poop shit i meant to ask you for espresso for this meeting FUCK SHIT FAIL FUCKSHIT also, voicemails.

they’re calling me right? or am I calling them? they haven’t called me. bag of cunts.

she has a small annoying dog. but she is hot enough to get away with it.

boss: i might have been surfing porn on a wp site…while logged in as you. specifically i was on a site that was all about porn stars who also are…

boss: it’s ri-tard