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we should have a twerking competition.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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on inbox management

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

i like being in the box. it’s addicitive. it’s my happy place. so…warm

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you’re on lunch duty today

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

me: hungry for anything in particular? boss: just attention from underdressed females.

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so like…don’t call her fat or tell her she’s pregnant?

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

….that’s the same as being nice, because she’s fat, because she cut her hair.

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WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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an acceptance speech

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

this place is the shit, i work with some awesome bitches (bitches, please stand up) we have ninjas suck it

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please help her dress. they’re all getting fat.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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is your silence your condemnation of my response? is it your virtual bitchface?

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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oh good. then it’s espresso time.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
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not sure I understand…can you say that again?

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches…

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