me: i can’t feel my foot boss: why are you trying to feel your foot at work? me: well…i like to feel all my appendages all the time boss: i…

…he’s still injured if you can’t tell…. i got a fishing hook all the way through my lower lip but it healed like the same day after having to use…

here, i made this picture safe for work. do you like my censoring talent? i should be a graphic designer.

it would have been annoying to take my pants off every hour to put on T-Rex cum.

….directed right at me.

it makes you make a blowjob mouth when you say it. having never given a blowjob, i’lll have to defer, but it sure seems like those syllables in his last…

after a long day of Board Meeting prep… HR: have a good night you grumpasauruses me: whoreasaurus.