leadership advice

How big are you?

Posted on April 23, 2018
by thomaslascind

I’m big. As big as my cock.

in the office

Oh shit. you’re fired.

Posted on April 23, 2018
by thomaslascind

in the office

Having a bad day

Posted on October 15, 2017
by thomaslascind

When you are having a bad day, technology problems are a bit like putting salt infused deadly jelly fish fire ant vinegar all over your emotional wounds. And, having One…

in the office

Highfives

Posted on October 15, 2017
by thomaslascind

I want to go around slapping people on the ass.

leadership advice

I will slap you.

Posted on October 15, 2017
by thomaslascind

leadership advice

Trying to motivate me

Posted on October 15, 2017
by thomaslascind

You are crabby. Do you want some nuts? Do you hate me?

in the office

More compliments

Posted on August 26, 2017
by thomaslascind

I sort of like you better with those cat ears on.

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Showing concern

Posted on August 26, 2017
by thomaslascind

Why are you dying? Don’t die. I need someone to say ridiculous things to.

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Giving compliments

Posted on August 25, 2017
by thomaslascind

GOOD FUCKING WORK That’s how you know when my compliments are sincere, they include a curse word.

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Thank you cards

Posted on August 21, 2017
by thomaslascind

Can I write “amazevag” on her thank you card?

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