Category: life goals
I think the only way to make enough money to keep up is to start charging bitches $100 per orgasm.
when i die i want to look back on life and feel accomplished- what better than to be able to say “bitches paid me to suck my cock” #lifegoals
I tied her up with a USB cable. I should be getting a high five from Steve Jobs’ ghost or some such award for fucking inventiveness.
So today was awesome because I had a hard on before I even got into the office.
When i see shit like that, I wonder why I’m not banging Emily ratajowskyilyalsiialiah