Category: observations about life
Here’s how that fucking went down. They were actually jays trying to tie them up for some fun and someone’s wife walked in. They saw the sea of hot women…
Me: Her boyfriend is way cuter than she is. Boss the magic power of a good BJ.
Bosss: or you could OD someone. Most people have their own prescription pain pills. me: OMG I could totally OD someone with the PERCS my grandma has Boss: see. You’re…
How the fuck do manatees even exist anymore? They are like these giant donuts swimming around in an ocean full of hungry stoned sharks and shit.