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help

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

Me: I have no further topics to offer. Brain dead. Boss: Pasties. Me: How is that better?

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Racist

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

She’s black and white. She doesn’t know whether to vote or rape.

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on Hold

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

I’m on the phone….. me: with humans? or hold music still? boss: it’s the IRS. Not sure they are human.

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Ex wife

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

I hope we can resolve our issues amicably. Go fuck yourself.

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Who came up with the cloud and why are they such a clock hole?

  • Posted on February 11, 2018
  • by thomaslascind
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I’m pretty sure she wants to suck my cock with her asshole.

  • Posted on February 11, 2018
  • by thomaslascind
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vegas

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

we went on a roller coaster and some crazy fucking arcade ride that was invented by the same genius motherfucker that invented the velociraptor and the vagina.

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I’m never getting blown again.

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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Self control

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I’m just tourist syndroming everything that comes into my mind.

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I feel like you want to stab her.

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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