Category: relationship advice
Look, I have a friend who got back with his wife after he left her. You want to know why? Because he left her and the lack of certainty in…
i have this tendancy in relationships where i find a pretty independent bitch, and then spoil her too much with doing stuff and pretty soon she’s not independent doesn’t hang…
and she’s like- well do you guys think you’ll get back together and try to work on things? I told them that sure sounds a lot like relationship chemo
I tied her up with a USB cable. I should be getting a high five from Steve Jobs’ ghost or some such award for fucking inventiveness.
I don’t know how to turn incompatible super powers into a fucking breakup talk.