Here’s how that fucking went down. They were actually jays trying to tie them up for some fun and someone’s wife walked in. They saw the sea of hot women…
Category: relationship advice
She’s like 10- so in 8-11 years I should be all set. You have to get ahead of these things.
Me: Her boyfriend is way cuter than she is. Boss the magic power of a good BJ.
It was like 30 pages of me telling her how much I like it when she blows me.
Bosss: or you could OD someone. Most people have their own prescription pain pills. me: OMG I could totally OD someone with the PERCS my grandma has Boss: see. You’re…
Boss: So i told her she was being dramatic and to shut it and it’s her own fault she had that stupid rule. me: I dont even have words for…