Category: relationship advice
me: you need to have a goal of figuring her out, not just getting along with her boss: that’s impossible. she’s a woman. i can’t figure you bitches out. me:…
boss: i tried to get my witch aunt to spellmurder her me: you should just gunmurder her boss: I almost spell murdered her and then when she was dying i…
So I said…he may like other whores, but you’ll always be his number one cunt.
me: I could see you doing this boss: I have done that. I have also done that for “fights” or “giving me shit” me: knew it boss: it did not…
I’d prefer to drink a beer on a beach than just about any other vacation. My life goal is to live on an island or something similar like Costa Rica.…
I have two cats who don’t like or care to get to know any annoying little dogs… if your dogs are little, then they are annoying. You don’t magically have…
Probably the worst thing I can imagine doing is having a “relationship talk”… if you send me a text that is longer than 3 lines and it isn’t about sex,…