Me: I feel like all my crazy comes from my nationality. Boss: or your ovaries, because woman.

We eat as much as we need to have sex again.

A journey worth starting begins in bed.

I love her so much I may punch her dog in the face.

There’s no way to explain the cock-brain to you.

If you see it, get it… because it can be a real punch in the tit to find it.

Bjs and anal. That sounds like a good plan.