Boss: HJ’s and ass. Always start there.

Boss: what’s the login for this? me: *gives login* try that, it’s really old so… Boss: like your mom….

(After someone was in his office and he’s been talking to them for 5 minutes)

Boss: Where’s your boob lawyer? Boss: *not lawyer, Lure. Me; that doesn’t make more sense than lawyer Boss: your necklace