Boss: I am busy looking at dungeon furniture right now. Me: Sex dungeons or actual dungeons Boss: Sex Me: knew it.

Boss: where’s the whores and HJ’s? Me: I promised no HJs Boss: you said 5 whores… FIVE. I think its safe to assume out of 5 I’d get an HJ

Do you want some inappropriate distractions!?

Can you communicate that with cat noises so I understand you? Thanks.

Stop Jane Bonding me. Are you a fucking SPY!?

Whores.

Me: if you were a dinosaur, what dinosaur would you be? Boss: a lickalotopus.