Whores

From now on, only nouns can be on your list of actions. Me: …. what?

ME: I’m asian Boss: so you can’t meme, word, computer or math? Boss: if you would have worn your whore heels maybe it would have compensated.

Me: to the back side Boss: I know all about the back door.

Me: what is it? Boss: women. And espresso. Can’t get enough.

Me: is it boobs? Boss: there are boobs involved.