Me: depends on what you mean by “something wonderful” – usually when i get asked that it’s genitals. boss: that’s usually what I mean. But it’s not. I don’t want…

One year i wanted to send dick pic’s to everyone as a Christmas Card.

me- “the softest nipple I ever encountered was in that place”  

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i had no shirt on but still had my suit on, at the art museum at 2am… and i rode in a Harry Potter bus.