I am going to the mall….. what time does the mall close?

I should have brought coffee and water to this meeting. Because government.

OK so hot means Fuckability, it’s that simple. You need to be as skinny as your moans tastes. BTW knock 25lbs off what ever he says is ok….

It took fucking 30 minutes and I ended up having to fuck an imaginary version of my own real girlfriend. What the FUCK!? I mean porn is so we don’t…

I can’t really get off because I need to find something new with 2 whores and a midget eating eels out of each other’s ass while some guy with a…

So today, I was doing my part to get us off fossil fuels as well. I was driving my 13mpg v8 in 3rd on the freeway sucking down 91 octane…

The problem is that I see priusi all over the freeway driving like they are better than everyone. Me: Priusi….

I always wondered with the super trophy wives. How many were hot when they got purchased and how many are hot through the sugar-daddy-maintenance?