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life goals

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I want a katana; who doesn’t? I can chop some shit up.

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always a mentor

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

be constructive, not a cunt.

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and now an Ex GF

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
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“I don’t want to shop for sexy outfits anymore, I want to eat… potatoes.

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a good attitude

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

belligerence is in the mind of the beholder

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music

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Nothing soothes the soul like some motherfucking Easy-E

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his GF

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Oh yeah, those bitches wanted to shank my woman.

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on mom’s birthday

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

she saw it. She just didn’t give me FB Recognition.  Pfffft.

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On carpentry

  • Posted on August 13, 2017August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Your dad made that desk?-Me Him: Well he didn’t Jesus up the tree or anything.

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