Boss: Who? me: this lady on the phone Boss: are you serious? me: yes hahaha. She has no idea that’s what she just said. She was like “you can imagine…

Boss: right? Don’t get any ideas though, I’m usually far less tactful. Letting you see that is like letting my mom know that I can iron.

I walked in here and my nuts turned to ice cubes. They were clanking like it was a rendition of jingle bells.

You can discriminate all you want, just not on legally protected things. Like I can very well discriminate on the basis of being an ugly bitch idiot. Just like having…

Boss: is it a stripper gram?