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Hotel Minibars

  • Posted on February 11, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

When did everyone become such bigots towards minibars. There are none!?

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Have you ever listened to your headphones while you piss on a plane?

  • Posted on February 11, 2018
  • by thomaslascind
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IM while flying

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Me: You’re kind of blowing my mind right now. Boss: blowing is generally good right? – goes off on another tangent- Me: i like how your response to that was…

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AA is the most downsy airline.

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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Airlines

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

AA sucks dick compared to US Airways. Not that I’m endorsing that dicksucking is something bad. Online check in doesn’t work with apple passport. So it’s a Big Dick mangle.

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on ebola

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

boss: do white people catch it? me: yes. both of those people they brought back and saved were white. only bats don’t catch it. boss: it’s always the monkeys fault.…

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I tried to convince him that flying southwest would be fine…

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

The seesaw of the horrible summer Vegas landing is entertaining enough but I am listening to “motherfucking awesome playlist” so you know things are good. Add to that my bloody…

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Bam Nice play.

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Meanwhile, I overheard some guy behind me. A scenario I’ve heard before but it always impresses me. Dewd is like: “Hey I’m important and have a lot of points, can…

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service dogs

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

at least i’m not feeding my chip puke to my dog

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while traveling

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I guess I thought he was cool. Maybe the 2 cocktails I downed before the doors closed influenced his thinking about my character.

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