in the news: Pouty Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Detailing Sex-Life Dissatisfaction

me: I could see you doing this
boss: I have done that. I have also done that for “fights” or “giving me shit”

me: knew it

boss: it did not go over very well

me: I imagine not

boss: “you’re fucking keeping count?!” – yeah, because you don’t believe me that you’re a cunt like all the fucking time. here – literally it’s all the time.