on losing emails

me: sorry i was getting shot in the face when you asked that
boss: bukake
me: i mean. it felt more like with an actual bullet
boss: wtf r u talking about willis
me: email disappears = feels like getting shot in the face
accidentally delete an important email = feels like bukake
i mean, relatively speaking
boss: see here i’m thinking someone hit you with a ninja star
relatively speaking?
because it actually feels different than that?
me: i mean relatively because they’re actually very different. email catastrophes vs face action
boss: explain how face action experience compares to the email version of bukake
me: so losing your email account is like getting shot in the face because you might as well be dead after that. losing an important email is like bukake because it’s startling when it hits you but you realize it’ll be okay, you just have a bit of a mess to clean up to get it back to normal. god. that was such  good comparison. what have you done to me.
boss: hahahahahaha yesssss