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  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Whores

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Your thoughts?

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Do you think the slightly misogynistic, over-the-top rants make me a sexier man? Because I sure as fuck feel like they do!

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Educational system

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Basically Home-EC should teach you to be a skinny whore. The end!

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Showing concern

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Why are you dying? Don’t die. I need someone to say ridiculous things to.

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Why am I alone?

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Grammar

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

From now on, only nouns can be on your list of actions. Me: …. what?

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You’re the worst asian

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

ME: I’m asian Boss: so you can’t meme, word, computer or math? Boss: if you would have worn your whore heels maybe it would have compensated.

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Can we have Underboob day?

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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it’s like Eskimo pussy cold in here

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Fortune Telling

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

If the Chinese destroy the world this year, and I learn how to become a leopard, then I want you to know that I had a prescient dream about it.

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