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After a frustrating conversation…

Posted on August 26, 2017
by thomaslascind

Me: OMG tell me something distracting before I lose my mind. boss: My shirt is see throug.

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Who am I talking to right now?

Posted on August 26, 2017
by thomaslascind

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delegations

Requests

Posted on August 26, 2017
by thomaslascind

Come here with your whoreheels between your efforts to get shit done….

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Have you heard of pung?

Posted on August 26, 2017
by thomaslascind

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life goals

Aging gracefully

Posted on August 25, 2017August 25, 2017
by thomaslascind

I look forward to getting old… so that i can be a dirty old man, sit on my stoop with my viagra boner and make pervy comments at hot girls.

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Rumors

Posted on August 25, 2017
by thomaslascind

Rumors lead to innuendo leads to sexting leads to threesomes on the boat.

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Why haven’t we discussed pasties lately?

Posted on August 25, 2017
by thomaslascind

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Praise.

Posted on August 25, 2017
by thomaslascind

Thanks. Good work… whores.

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Focus. Bjs.

Posted on August 25, 2017
by thomaslascind

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I have no need to roofie

Posted on August 25, 2017
by thomaslascind

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