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She calls me hollywood.

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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This fucking coffee is ridiculous.

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
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he loves his cousins

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
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I called him a syphilis monkey.

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on productivity

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
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Fuck this two-hour call. Also how is the newsletter coming?

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Thanks for no water

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Here’s a sandwich. With bread. Wash it down with your own spit. If you have any fluid left in your body.

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Do your parents think they’re vegan?

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
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from the doctors office

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
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I don’t want to get x-rayed in the head.

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his love for strip clubs

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I love strip club music. It makes me feel like I’m in the womb.

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Swearing Makes Everything Better

  • Posted on August 13, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Saying fuck fucking bitch…whatever. Adding that flair makes anything you say better. I’m bringing swearing back it’s just good all American fucking fun. ..and it’s not Happy Holidays. It’s Merry…

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on social networking….

  • Posted on August 13, 2017August 13, 2017
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With the addition of Google+ to our already chaotic internet daily lives, I’ve begun to pine about the simpler times. A time before corrupt reality TV began to sink the…

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