Salem Witch Trials

Here’s how that fucking went down.

They were actually jays trying to tie them up for some fun and someone’s wife walked in. They saw the sea of hot women all tied up and the wives los their shit.

”What the fuck is going on!!!??”

And the guys sort of downsed out “oh this, what’s going on? Who me? She’s a….. <fuck what do i tell my bitch wife about this… bitchwife…wife who is bitch. Witch. Yeah she’s a witch honey… and I’m uh… <fuck what am I doing that my wife, who i hate and want dead will believe…> “oh i’m Killing her”

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“oh you don’t believe me?

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“want me to prove it”

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“<wihispers…sorry baby.. you should have locked the door>””

then of course he murders her and lives unhappily ever after with his bitch wife leaving his fuck whores dust on the ground.

And that excuse, that it worked and became known by men everywhere, is how the whole fucking thing got started. Salem witch trials. AKA bang who you want as lon was you murder them if your wife finds out.