I tried to convince him that flying southwest would be fine…

The seesaw of the horrible summer Vegas landing is entertaining enough but I am listening to “motherfucking awesome playlist” so you know things are good.

Add to that my bloody mary, 4 gin and tonics, two slices of bacon, a salad and two beers…check check check. basically it’s been an amazeballs moment.

Southwest Air sucks, but it’s Father’s Day, so free drinks. I’m probably a father somewhere bitches.

I’m with less than amazeballs people who invaded my row, this chick is lecturing her man about “reality is on the back burner while we are here.” Stupid cunt.

Yes let me finger you then.

But your not even hot so maybe not.

She gave me gum though so I don’t have to murder finger her ugly ass.

Bitches love gum.

Oh yeah it’s gonna be bumpy as shit i can tell already cuz bitches be spilling their drinks. Desert midday approaches for the win.