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Racist

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

She’s black and white. She doesn’t know whether to vote or rape.

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love

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

I love her so much I may punch her dog in the face.

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anatomy

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

There’s no way to explain the cock-brain to you.

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Where?

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

If you see it, get it… because it can be a real punch in the tit to find it.

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tonight

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

Be there at 6:30. Bring booze and whores.

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Plans for the weekend

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

Bjs and anal. That sounds like a good plan.

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does she think I’m less of a dick now?

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
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drinking

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

Me: she says we’re getting drunk in here. Boss: no. You have to work out.

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Oh shit. you’re fired.

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
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mall

  • Posted on April 23, 2018
  • by thomaslascind

I am going to the mall….. what time does the mall close?

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