Make sure I’m not a fucking ass.

I told her that she is the only girl older than me that I want to bang.

I was impressed with myself for coming up with that, so I emailed it to myself.

If you don’t write on the blog today, I will hate you forever, and sneak allergens into your food, and do everything i can to make you fat.

Do you want me to come smack you, or t-Rex you, or any other action that is aggressive?

Boss: Dragon war.