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Bye

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I’m logging out soon. Almost out of Jews.

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Good morning.

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Hi. How are you? Thanks for the porn.

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Whadju talking about Willis. I might be drinking.

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
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Be nice

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

If you can’t say anything nice and all, you should avoid murder and violence.

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Thank you

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Insert whatever your token of sincerity is here.

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Boring

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

You just called me boring. Now I hate you. I’m going to trex you.

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Being in public

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I’m sitting next to this lady that emailed me last week. I can’t remember her name but she said I never replied. Me: You can’t remember her name and you’re…

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IM

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Hi.hi.hi. Is this working?

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Stop Monday stroking out on me.

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
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His last hotel

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

It’s ghetto. There were black people there. And Mexicans were playing basketball in the hallways in front of the rooms.

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