I ordered a cocktail. Because will power.

Is that the guy associated with the whore?

And then i went upstairs shunned, to have another shot of tequila.

Me: how was it? Boss: the innuendos about getting hard were good.

There were a lot of jelly fish in the water so I went cliff diving, but I bought a shirt to wear to protect me.

So i ate three chips and got drunk off sangria with a lot of vodka in it.

Boss: I have this game I play, where I take everything I talk about all the way over the top… to the end of the tracks. Me: isn’t that your…

I did my first BJ reference of the day before 9 am!