in the office Security Posted on August 27, 2017 by thomaslascind Boss: can you unlock my door? Who keeps locking it? And wh;y do they hate me? me: um. Security. Security locks it… because secure=good. Read More
Uncategorized Hi.hi.hi.hi. Posted on August 27, 2017 by thomaslascind me: Hi. Jesus. Boss: Did you just call me Jesus? You’re going to hell. Read More
Uncategorized She has Golum eyes. I still want to hump her. Posted on August 27, 2017 by thomaslascind Read More
Uncategorized Me: what about that one on your desk? Posted on August 27, 2017 by thomaslascind Boss: it seems too big. Sort of black cockish. Read More
Uncategorized My friend just sent me a picture of her hot 21 year old daughter Posted on August 27, 2017 by thomaslascind Read More
Uncategorized Got fired Posted on August 27, 2017 by thomaslascind First how do you not know that reference?! You’re fired. Second- now that you’re fired let’s discuss sin. Read More
Uncategorized You’re a condescending bitch and I hate you :) Posted on August 27, 2017 by thomaslascind I inserted the smiley face so you wouldn’t think I as calling you that sort of bitch. Read More
observations about life On email Posted on August 27, 2017 by thomaslascind So my email has been a pain in the ass, and so i do this thing where I make it “get info” which makes it go through this thing to… Read More
Uncategorized Stop being a whorey baby Posted on August 27, 2017 by thomaslascind Stop the baby. You can keep them whore part. Read More