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Who is this human?

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

(After someone was in his office and he’s been talking to them for 5 minutes)

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Accessories

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Boss: Where’s your boob lawyer? Boss: *not lawyer, Lure. Me; that doesn’t make more sense than lawyer Boss: your necklace

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Why does anything about me surprise you anymore?

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Thanks for the mouth hole awesome

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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And….. Now I’m back to being pissed at you!

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Boobs

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Whore

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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On HJ’s

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Boss: I wonder how awesome a handjob would be from a samurai whore? Me: I feel like… do you still die at the end of that? Boss: No. Never die…

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I read that as “nude” of course

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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I need an HJ

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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