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On the plus side… whore.

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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Oh. That whore. Is she human?

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Me: What day is it?

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Boss: Whoreday Me: Everyday is whole day. What is the number. Boss: 69

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Where are your cat ears?

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Aggresso and whores please

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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His poor internet history

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Boss: I am busy looking at dungeon furniture right now. Me: Sex dungeons or actual dungeons Boss: Sex Me: knew it.

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Why you can’t trust the women

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Boss: where’s the whores and HJ’s? Me: I promised no HJs Boss: you said 5 whores… FIVE. I think its safe to assume out of 5 I’d get an HJ

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Am I too old to be on Tinder?

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Motivation

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Do you want some inappropriate distractions!?

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Communication

  • Posted on August 26, 2017
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Can you communicate that with cat noises so I understand you? Thanks.

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