life goals

spoon

Posted on April 23, 2018
by thomaslascind

she big spooned me already, so…

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logical explanations

on Hold

Posted on April 23, 2018
by thomaslascind

I’m on the phone….. me: with humans? or hold music still? boss: it’s the IRS. Not sure they are human.

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delegations

delegation

Posted on April 23, 2018
by thomaslascind

we may draft an option. And by we, I mean you.

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cheap

Posted on April 23, 2018
by thomaslascind

I should have brought coffee and water to this meeting. Because government.

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random exclamations

Ex wife

Posted on April 23, 2018
by thomaslascind

I hope we can resolve our issues amicably. Go fuck yourself.

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relationship advice

daughters

Posted on April 23, 2018
by thomaslascind

I’ve fucked a friend’s daughter before. I crossed that line. To make matters worse, I can list another dozen daughters I have in my sights. In fact, I want to…

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fuckability

Posted on April 23, 2018
by thomaslascind

OK so hot means Fuckability, it’s that simple. You need to be as skinny as your moans tastes. BTW knock 25lbs off what ever he says is ok….

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relationship advice

Breakup Diet

Posted on April 23, 2018
by thomaslascind

Look, I have a friend who got back with his wife after he left her. You want to know why? Because he left her and the lack of certainty in…

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More Porn

Posted on February 11, 2018
by thomaslascind

It took fucking 30 minutes and I ended up having to fuck an imaginary version of my own real girlfriend. What the FUCK!? I mean porn is so we don’t…

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Porn tastes

Posted on February 11, 2018
by thomaslascind

I can’t really get off because I need to find something new with 2 whores and a midget eating eels out of each other’s ass while some guy with a…

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