It was like 30 pages of me telling her how much I like it when she blows me.
We’re becoming quite ginger friendly. Bitches with freckles tend to be nicer.
He says as he angrily types that to me on his new fucking keyboard.
Bosss: or you could OD someone. Most people have their own prescription pain pills. me: OMG I could totally OD someone with the PERCS my grandma has Boss: see. You’re…