I’m a pirate cat with a golden desert eagle pistol riding a fire breathing unicorn…. (as he was actually wearing a shirt with exactly that)
Boss: what’s the first word you see on this crossword puzzle? me: Professional Boss: Mine was fuckwhore.
I made such a good cappuccino today. It’s so awesome it’s giving me a handy!
Today I accomplished whores. I impressed them and showed them my seiner. Me: no. You. Didn’t.