me: yes boss: weird. i don’t like that at all. you are fucking with me aren’t you?
poop shit i meant to ask you for espresso for this meeting FUCK SHIT FAIL FUCKSHIT also, voicemails.
they’re calling me right? or am I calling them? they haven’t called me. bag of cunts.
i don’t hate him. i am equipping him for success. and less cancer.
me: you need to have a goal of figuring her out, not just getting along with her boss: that’s impossible. she’s a woman. i can’t figure you bitches out. me:…