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my hair fell down.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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whoreiffic.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
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I decided that one of my consulting things should be how to nail bitches at work.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
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did you find that packet?

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

boss: okay, run around the building until you find one. me: ………………okay.

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you are thankful for nipples and the shit I say.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
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want beer.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
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having no help in the house is really annoying.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I know that sounds like a first world problem and all.

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some chick came up and was petting my beard.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
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when you are outside of your own “range” you are old.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
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testes. fuck.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
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