boss: i tried to get my witch aunt to spellmurder her me: you should just gunmurder her boss: I almost spell murdered her and then when she was dying i…
i like being in the box. it’s addicitive. it’s my happy place. so…warm
me: hungry for anything in particular? boss: just attention from underdressed females.
a BJ add sincerity to everything. it’s like salt or pepper. things are bland without it.
if it doesn’t go in someone’s mouth, you put it in their eye. it’s bro code. it’s in the bible.