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so like…don’t call her fat or tell her she’s pregnant?

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

….that’s the same as being nice, because she’s fat, because she cut her hair.

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WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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an acceptance speech

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

this place is the shit, i work with some awesome bitches (bitches, please stand up) we have ninjas suck it

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please help her dress. they’re all getting fat.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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i’m fucking dying.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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is your silence your condemnation of my response? is it your virtual bitchface?

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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i’m going to go buy a fucking chair tonight.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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she has a tape measure. she uses it to verify her ass got fatter when she cut her hair.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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oh good. then it’s espresso time.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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the internet

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

i love the internet. there is like this abudance of hot ass. whenever i want. ass, cats and beards.

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