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she needs to be darwined.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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  • while traveling

on ebola

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

boss: do white people catch it? me: yes. both of those people they brought back and saved were white. only bats don’t catch it. boss: it’s always the monkeys fault.…

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  • random exclamations

boom. shut your face.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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  • in the office

not sure I understand…can you say that again?

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

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  • in the office

a foot conversation

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

me: i can’t feel my foot boss: why are you trying to feel your foot at work? me: well…i like to feel all my appendages all the time boss: i…

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  • in the office

an oxy-induced rant

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

…he’s still injured if you can’t tell…. i got a fishing hook all the way through my lower lip but it healed like the same day after having to use…

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  • in the office

on pictures of an unfortunate injuries

  • Posted on August 14, 2017August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

here, i made this picture safe for work. do you like my censoring talent? i should be a graphic designer.

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  • random exclamations

i had sex with at least ten women last night in my super awesome sex dream.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

….may have been because of the pain killers.

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  • in the office

on unfortunate injuries

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

it would have been annoying to take my pants off every hour to put on T-Rex cum.

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  • life goals

that’s basically how i want my life to be…naked barbie bitches waving at me and my beard.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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